Friday, May 13, 2005

More from mule lovin Horsley

This man just won't shut up! You can hear Horsley describe (here, windows media) how all men (from his startlingly small sample size n=1, not very statistically reliable) will screw anything, including washing machines and watermelons! I grew up on a farm, with about 100 head of cattle. Never fucked a one (farmhands used to joke with each other that the limo/angus with white faces were the progeny of another worker). Never thought of it. Had a pet hamster and a dog. Never had relations. Have two cats now. Not interested. I guess I'm just not in touch with my inner Thomas Granger.

by Robster @ 5/13/2005 10:13:00 PM PERMALink