Thursday, May 26, 2005

Lost and found.

Ill let this one speak for itself,
The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”
Wow. I wonder if anybody will come to claim their present. Would they have to describe it?

by Robster @ 5/26/2005 08:33:00 AM PERMALink
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